Cue the tissues, this is our sob story. Well, not really, but sort of. Listen, we don’t make money on this site. It’s what millennials call a “passion project.” However, it does cost money to run it so we decided to sell some swag and goodies to hopefully break even. (sob sob). Listen, this is high quality shit people. Funny one-liners in lovely designs printed by Americans… probably. So buy up the goods and we’ll serve up the goodness.